Everything there is to know about Hannah

Hannah P

  • Above is a reasonable representation or approximation of my typical daily appearance. Maybe without the lipstick, because, you know, when you're wearing a COVID mask everywhere, why bother?
  • I was born in 1960. I have not yet died.
  • Previously I was Michael, but that name has never quite fit me. A lot of things never fit me, so now I am Hannah.
  • Unexpected bonus: Hannah is a palindrome. Now I'm the same coming and going.
  • I go by Hannah XX because I should have had XX chromosomes, but the factory made a mistake. Also because the man who gave me my last name isn't down with Hannah. He's not feeling the love, so I've XXed out his name.
  • I can't change the name on my existing books and other writing, so we'll just have to live with them. Maybe.
  • I am 6 feet tall in heels, but walking around in heels isn't all it's cracked up to be. So barefoot, or in comfortable flats, I am 5' 9".
  • My partner is an artist.
  • After 35 years in Los Angeles I moved to Joshua Tree. I hope to stay here for the next 35 years.
  • I hope to live another 35 years.
  • I work for an internet company, soon you will too.
  • The hair on my head grows at an almost freakish rate.
  • I started a podcast for no reason, and continue to do it for no reason.
  • I once walked into Libya from neighboring Tunisia. No one tried to kill me, but it was a long time ago.
  • I know all the words to every song. With the exception of the 504,734,889,001 songs that have been recorded since about 1979 or 1980.

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